i can just imagine like when dave was a little kid he absolutely refUSED to take a shower and would only ever take baths
like whenever bro would try to force him into the shower he would kick and scream and scratch and scream some more and jerk and cry until bro gave up and took a bath with him (he was super paranoid that dave was gonna drown somehow if he just left him in there alone????)
and so like through out the years he amassed an arsenal of bath toys ranging from rubber duckies to tiny water guns
I love you.
Dave has reading glasses okay because he’s really farsighted
he tries his best not to use them but sometimes he’s really gotta
and of course they’re like these square big bright red rimmed things that bro picked out because hes kind of an ass even though Dave just wanted prescription sunglasses
stop writing adorable headcanons
stop that right now
omg this might be really old but idfk just lOOK AT IT AHHAAH BRO U ASSHOEL
i have this thing where my headcanon generally plunks dirk and/or bro at a exact 50/50 bisexual preference
because really why limit yourself to just one, shame for anyone to miss out on a strider (bro’s words not mine)
To that anon: Just because Bro may be an alternate Dirk, bear in mind that alternates are not always the same in every single way. That and it's my personal belief that Bro and Dirk are two separate people. I'm not saying this to put your opinion down, but now it's my turn to just throw this out there.
anon i think it might have been a joke vuv
Hey! I really love your stories! One thing bothered me slightly though, in one of them you write that "Bro lost his girlfriend" and Bro was gay. He is another version of Dirk after all. Just thought I should throw that out there.
i feel like i need to post this because reasons
okay shit is SETTLING down on skype thanks again that was fun (and still is fun) you guys are v nEAT!!
Dave zones out at really shit times so he’ll be like staring at a light for like over an hour and
when he finally gets a grip on reality he stumbles around because his vision is fucking shit with lights and stuff and he winds up in bros lap and
bro covers his eyes until things turn black again and tells Dave not to be stupid, who in response just kisses his chin and says thanks
wheezes a tiny thank u over the ten folks that hmu on skype
iM NOT INTIMIDATING???
pees like ho„„,nestly I’m not THAT BAD I SWEAR