uh i write things

i can just imagine like when dave was a little kid he absolutely refUSED to take a shower and would...

skaia — Sat, 11 May 2013 12:02:51 -0700

i can just imagine like when dave was a little kid he absolutely refUSED to take a shower and would only ever take baths

like whenever bro would try to force him into the shower he would kick and scream and scratch and scream some more and jerk and cry until bro gave up and took a bath with him (he was super paranoid that dave was gonna drown somehow if he just left him in there alone????)

and so like through out the years he amassed an arsenal of bath toys ranging from rubber duckies to tiny water guns

and like when dave moves out and junk when he’s 19 and totally responsible mature grown up fuck off bro i can fend for myself - bro ends up finding the box of bath toys

he runs a bath and dumps ALL the toys in there and sits in the water thinking about that days when dave was just a little shit instead of a GIANT DOUCHEBAG

(he calls dave later that night to taunt him into visiting)

I love you.

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 13:49:58 -0700

im sORRY

the-art-of-ascending: stridercestprince: Dave has reading glasses okay because he’s really...

skaia — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 12:13:47 -0700

the-art-of-ascending:

stridercestprince:

Dave has reading glasses okay because he’s really farsighted

he tries his best not to use them but sometimes he’s really gotta

and of course they’re like these square big bright red rimmed things that bro picked out because hes kind of an ass even though Dave just wanted prescription sunglasses

stop writing adorable headcanons

stop that right now

omg this might be really old but idfk just lOOK AT IT AHHAAH BRO U ASSHOEL

i have this thing where my headcanon generally plunks dirk and/or bro at a exact 50/50 bisexual...

skaia — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 12:05:00 -0700

i have this thing where my headcanon generally plunks dirk and/or bro at a exact 50/50 bisexual preference

because really why limit yourself to just one, shame for anyone to miss out on a strider (bro’s words not mine)

To that anon: Just because Bro may be an alternate Dirk, bear in mind that alternates are not always the same in every single way. That and it's my personal belief that Bro and Dirk are two separate people. I'm not saying this to put your opinion down, but now it's my turn to just throw this out there.

skaia — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 12:02:27 -0700

anon i think it might have been a joke vuv

Hey! I really love your stories! One thing bothered me slightly though, in one of them you write that "Bro lost his girlfriend" and Bro was gay. He is another version of Dirk after all. Just thought I should throw that out there.

skaia — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 11:51:31 -0700

i feel like i need to post this because reasons

guys look

okay shit is SETTLING down on skype thanks again that was fun (and still is fun) you guys are v...

skaia — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 19:00:36 -0800

okay shit is SETTLING down on skype thanks again that was fun (and still is fun) you guys are v nEAT!!

Dave zones out at really shit times so he’ll be like staring at a light for like over an hour...

skaia — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 18:53:44 -0800

Dave zones out at really shit times so he’ll be like staring at a light for like over an hour and

when he finally gets a grip on reality he stumbles around because his vision is fucking shit with lights and stuff and he winds up in bros lap and

bro covers his eyes until things turn black again and tells Dave not to be stupid, who in response just kisses his chin and says thanks

wheezes a tiny thank u over the ten folks that hmu on skype

skaia — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 17:22:51 -0800

wheezes a tiny thank u over the ten folks that hmu on skype

iM NOT INTIMIDATING??? pees like ho„„,nestly I’m not THAT BAD I...

skaia — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 16:47:36 -0800

iM NOT INTIMIDATING???
pees like ho„„,nestly I’m not THAT BAD I SWEAR
why„„„

just a reminder that dave has more freckles than he can handle

skaia — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 16:45:38 -0800

just a reminder that dave has more freckles than he can handle

honestly here, skype = chikoschirp

skaia — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 16:39:15 -0800

honestly here, skype = chikoschirp

hrrrrrhghgh i just wanna play dave as this sTUPID little shit that doesn’t know how to handle...

skaia — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 16:31:47 -0800

hrrrrrhghgh i just wanna play dave as this sTUPID little shit that doesn’t know how to handle his emOTIONS OR ANYTHING and is generally AKWARD AND BAD AT ANYTHING HE TRIES TO DO because he just wants to IMPRESS but hide away at the same time frick everything

i just envisioned dave messing with bro’s xbox and when confronted about it he just says yolo...

skaia — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 08:59:55 -0800

i just envisioned dave messing with bro’s xbox and when confronted about it he just says yolo and bro picks him up and tosses him off the roof

(we’re not sure how he survived)

I just think that more than anything, Dave would have the hugest inferiority complex to bro??? like...

skaia — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 13:16:33 -0800

I just think that more than anything, Dave would have the hugest inferiority complex to bro???

like bros this taller, bigger, better looking (totally subjective dave jfc) and generally cooler person and Dave feels like he’s constantly hovering in his shadow no matter what he does

so like I figure he not only gets really happy, but also gets really surprised when bro acknowledges him for something he’s done right or well

and it morphs into this incessant desire to win bros approval no matter what he needs to do to get it

but he generally sabotages himself most of the time because he doesn’t feel like he’s good enough to get bro to approve of him

it’s generally a really bad pattern of Dave never getting anywhere because he doesn’t feel like he deserves to and bro just cruising along and taking advantage of it when he gets bored

ohkay since I’m like notorious for not getting around to a lot of my messages, id just like to...

skaia — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 12:26:55 -0800

ohkay since I’m like notorious for not getting around to a lot of my messages, id just like to take a second to acknowledge all the sweethearts, both off and on anon that take the time to stop by and leave a message!!! thank you they mean a lot uvu

I figure the only time Dave tried to learn how to swim was bro taking him to a public pool when he...

skaia — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 12:01:19 -0800

I figure the only time Dave tried to learn how to swim was bro taking him to a public pool when he was like 6 and just tossing him into the middle of it

Dave almost drowns and never goes into water over a foot deep ever again

Dave can’t swim that’s it that’s the headcanon

skaia — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 11:54:22 -0800

Dave can’t swim
that’s it
that’s the headcanon

dddddo you have a Skype or twitter??

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 11:48:47 -0800

i happen to have both!!
huffs and thinks
they’re both the same haha lame right?
well I’ve been thinking about reaching out to you guys more so idk I guess this would be okay??
my twitter is @chikoschirp
and my Skype is also chikoschirp

I have a question. Is Hands Off cancelled or...??

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 11:32:18 -0800

nnnnno just on a really long dumb hiatus I’m sorry unu